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So I was watching The Impossible Astronaut & Day of The Moon →

doctorwho:

hudderstrade:

and decided to pull a prank on my brother.

He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.

While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing…

— 15 hours ago with 3548 notes

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

???? ??/?

??????/??????  ?????/1??? ?????????????????//? ?

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— 1 day ago with 125740 notes

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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— 1 day ago with 564068 notes
spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

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— 1 day ago with 718091 notes

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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— 1 day ago with 895369 notes
weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

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— 1 day ago with 214927 notes

sportula:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

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— 1 day ago with 101123 notes

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

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— 1 day ago with 50400 notes